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The Things In ‘fifty Shades Of Grey’ I (Honestly) Liked
I had to pay human money to see Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie adaptation of bad…
Review: ‘ghostbusters’ Is Funny, Enjoyable, & My Penis Didn’t Fall Off
For years, there have been cries – big, manly cries – for a new Ghostbusters film. Sony finally…
Let’s Stop Using “pretentious” And Start Using “i Don’t Get It”
I was 15ish when my dad got me to watch Blade Runner for the first time (the proper…
Jai Courtney Is The Biggest Victim Of ‘Suicide Squad’
Some Hail Marys just meteor straight to the ground, don’t they? *mild spoilers ahead* God, I…
How To Pick 2014′s Oscar-winner
Academy Award betting pools will give you either one of two things: the smug satisfaction that…
How A Dumb Kid Interpreted ‘jurassic Park’
I must have been about seven years old (pictured above) when I first saw Jurassic Park on VHS.…
History And True Stories Might Be Holding The Bechdel Test Back
At school, I was great with numbers and terrible with words. Somewhere between then and now,…
Half-arsed Halloween Cosplay Ideas For Cheap Movie-lovers
Halloween is nearly here and you’ve left your costume to the last minute. You’re also not…