The Things In ‘fifty Shades Of Grey’ I (Honestly) Liked

I had to pay human money to see Fifty Shades of Grey, the movie adaptation of bad…

Review: ‘ghostbusters’ Is Funny, Enjoyable, & My Penis Didn’t Fall Off

For years, there have been cries – big, manly cries – for a new Ghostbusters film. Sony finally…

Other Movie Franchises That Need Time Travel

X-Men hasn’t had the smoothest of rides as a movie franchise. After Bryan Singer gave it a…

Let’s Stop Using “pretentious” And Start Using “i Don’t Get It”

I was 15ish when my dad got me to watch Blade Runner for the first time (the proper…

Jai Courtney Is The Biggest Victim Of ‘Suicide Squad’

Some Hail Marys just meteor straight to the ground, don’t they? *mild spoilers ahead* God, I…

How To Pick 2014′s Oscar-winner

Academy Award betting pools will give you either one of two things: the smug satisfaction that…

How A Dumb Kid Interpreted ‘jurassic Park’

I must have been about seven years old (pictured above) when I first saw Jurassic Park on VHS.…

History And True Stories Might Be Holding The Bechdel Test Back

At school, I was great with numbers and terrible with words. Somewhere between then and now,…

Half-arsed Halloween Cosplay Ideas For Cheap Movie-lovers

Halloween is nearly here and you’ve left your costume to the last minute. You’re also not…

Film Critics Aren’t Useless, You’re Just Using Them Wrong

So a big movie came out and it sucks. Heaps of people saw it and some…